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The Haunted Vagina Carlton Mellick III
Publisher: Eraserhead Press

"'That's not how you do it,' she creaky-says beneath me. Lemme guess, in this story there's a dude who is a "vagina exorcist". I am not to sure that the haunted vagina is really somewhere I would want to visit especially when you consider that the book is about a woman who has a vagina that doubles as a gateway to hell. Now that I have your attention, that is actually dialog in a comic book called Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose. All genres considered, I think the worst is probably The Duchess, her Maid, The Groom, & Their Lover, an erotic novel by Victoria Janssen — although Carlton Mellick III's The Haunted Vagina is definitely up there. "The Haunted Vagina" - I think there was a girl in college with one of those. There's a guy who does super witty. This has been making the rounds on the interwebs, but I absolutely had to post it in case you haven't seen it. You could lock me in a room with nothing to do but come up with the weirdest plots I could imagine, and not in a year would I come up with a man fighting a haunted vagina. The Haunted Vagina sounds well beyond bizarre. A Fate Worse Than Death: Willowry turns into a tree when she uses a spell without saying the Witch Goddess' name. She rubs it against her slippery opening, her breath cold on my neck. The nurses involved in the 'haunted vagina' issue. Im not sure which is betterthe Haunted Vagina, or the "squirt" gun! I feel her grabbing at my erection and pointing it into her crotch. Click for the full on Tarot horror. It's just been that kind of day, I guess.